jory calm yo nips
don't try to restrain my nips
they're strong independent black nips that don't need no man
...okay moving on
i had to go shout at the cats thereby easing my own insecurities
Now they're going to need therapy.
cat-therapy is cheaper than people-therapy
cat-therapy consists of eating grass
Also balls with bells in them and, in severe cases, mice stuffed with catnip.
holy shit i didnt emotionally scar them that much
im not a monster
: the shirt
: is naked
: ooohh ksexy
: `~`~`
: ``
bees are great
i love bees
I appreciate they headbutt you in warning first.
bees are lovely
let's talk about how great bees are for a while
Instead of going straight for the murderising.
they're really cute
they have an awesome language
they make tasty things
they're super clever
they kill small children
they like candy
they fit inside earrings
they stab people with venom vaginas
they make really interesting swarm shapes
their legs are fuzzy
their faces are not as horrifying as they could be
they can see lots of colours
they are lots of colours
they enjoy listening to music
they make things grow
i really like bees
and they make Nick Cage sound funny.
the end.
flawless
Why do I always get the terrible sandwich artist? I know good ones exist because they're always serving the person ahead of me in line. I just never get them. Oh my god this sub is a tortured soul, I must release it from its anguish.
Who puts this many olives /anywhere/. There aren't this many olives in a jar of olives. There are more olives than there is bread.
Oh wow this is delicious. Hurgh right in the worldviews *clutches chest*. I'm going to have to instruct the next person to go apeshit with the olives, aren't I? And they'll get it wrong, because I always get the sandwich artist whose girlfriend just left him via text message.
im sprry thos is so rude im mot evenntalking tp you im just kind of rantong at you hello jenny how wad your day did you slay anyone tpday
Sadly there was no slaying done this day. Just boring lectures on proper nouns and then a nap.
i told mum my fists are bruised from punching graiheson and she said i shouldnt hit girls. ooh sick buuuurns
BECAUSE BEONG A GIRL IS A BAD THING I GUESS?? THANKS PATRIARCHY REAL CLASSY
Your mother is The Man now?
i think we should bring back the word 'swell" isnt it great ummm i think i just fucked up my point gsjjdvkdhkdcjsb thats just swell HAHAHA GOOD RECOVERY
Smoooooth.
my mum has the most sexist views, not sexiest that would be weird AUTOCORRECT CANT TOUCH DIS NANANANA, NANA, NANA
I also am not being very productive at this giant sprawling party of about twenty people doing whatever they want as loudly as possible, but I don’t think anyone cares because I am wearing an eye-burning array of rainbows and a two-feet-tall belled multicolour hat. People are buoyed by merely looking upon my visage.
omg this rug has green in it like the uncredible hulk
imsohappy
omfg sometkmes like now i cry bevause i am not a rhinoceros
omg i want to put things near my FACE and like... feel them
Isn't that why you have lemming??
pretty sure that's how to enter the matrix
WHWRE IS LEMMIBG OMDG
hey theres a plant
its so green its like a tiny forest... full of dinosaurs :)
Your plants are full of dinosaurs?
i wish tara rode dinosaurs everuwjere
That would be awesome.
and had dinosaurs braided thrpugj her hair
OMFG MY SOFT TOYS ARE ON TOP OF EACH OTHET THEY ARE A STACK HELP
winger is not sympatetic to loki's plight but it is such a well-wrotten plight why does she gurt me in this way
i am suspicious of my d key i think it has plots shh
do you think sharkie shark can be tye dyed
To unstack: push toys. Why Tara specifically? Tell winger that Rach and I want her to come help us make textsfromjory.
Please do not tie dye sharky shark he does not breathe dye.
do you like wolf's rain i like it bevause it had wolves
i misread that as textsfromporridge anf i was like JENNY HOW HIGH ARE YOU WINHER RARELY RECIEVES TEXTS FROM PORRIDGE
tara seems like the kind of person who would wear dinosaurs well
'rarely'? Sometimes porridge texts her, but not often?
rarely
